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16.9.06
cheemPUNzees
HAPPY SEVENTEENTH VANDEPOOT! <3

as usual, when i declare something on this blog, the outcome is the direct opposite. so FINE THAT WASN'T MY LAST POST, STUPID BRAIN, NOW CAN WE GET ON WITH IT AND ACTUALLY MAKE THIS THE LAST POST??? rahh.

whatever. anyways, the purpose of my being online again today is to make a log of PoP session #2. here's how it went:

ET: LOL i just though of the lamest thing after hearing thunder. i'm a cloud and you're a cloud and when we collide, there's electricity, baby! XD

ME: ARGH when we collide we go, "PoP"!! haha what cloudy visions we're having.

ET: Hahaha oh man! We are hydrogen gas, making lighted splints go out with a PoP! Yeah my eyes are clouded over.

ME: Right now my brain is filled with helium and my stomach, hydrogen. I dun think i wanna collide with u for fear of spontaneous combustion with a faint PoP.. :P

ET: Hahaha i think more likely when we collide, you'll expel copious amounts of methane! XD

ME: Then u'll have to be nitrogen, and wouldn't that make u DENSE? cant remember my chem already evidently

ET:Yarh, you can't remember your chem haha. I'm carbon and i bond with your four hydrogen atoms and we go around killing people with our smell*. XD

ME: Oh Shhit (Haha!) there's a reason why msGoh warned me against taking chem :P anyways, ximi is too much of an ex-psl to go around killing people.

ET: Aw! XD it's okay i'm sure we'll be able to force her into doing it! We can uh...threaten her with lame puns. :)

ME: Or take punitive measures ;)

ET: Lol like enveloping her with our PUNgent methane smell?

ME: yah and we'll have to be punctilious about it. Omggxx, cheemPUNzee! I wins! :D

ET: Hahahahahaha!Oh man we ARE cheemPUNzees! Cos we make such incredible puns! I bet the monkeys love us. Oh no now we can't laugh at boon.

--- at this point, i would like to clarify that i've never made fun of boon. yup. NEVER ok? i dunno what elisa's thinking, that founder of the BOON SUPREMACY Fan Club---

ME: Aww well there's a BOON and kane.. i mean BANE to everything! Can't have our cake and eat it too, cos the monkeys all want a slice of us

ET: O.o te monkeys will eat everyone except us and the BANE. Hahaha if BANE end up as partners next year we'll have quite an interesting slogan for them... XD

ME: Yeah like "here comes the koon and the bane, all part ways"? ARGH THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND! :D

ET: Hahaha oh man! Yarh it'll be hilarious larh! Oh man how did we get from a pickup line to this.** O.o

ME: Oh well we're puny greats, can't be helped. darn i'm going to blog this again! Haha!

ET: Lol yes! Hahaha we rocks larh! Pop unite! XD

*xinmiao is periodically referred to as smell or ximi
**this is the MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION.




Generating PoP Session Report #2..

Outcomes of discussion:

  1. The fact that ET and Yangster are lunatics is now one that can be verified on Wikifailure.. OOOPS SORRY MrGO.. i meant WIKIPEDIA.
  2. ET prolly has a sms template that starts with "Hahaha" that is reserved for replying messages from Yangster.
  3. ET and Yangster both need extensive grammar lessons, in addition to seeing a shrink, opposing capital punishment for making bad puns, etc..
  4. WE ARE BETTER OFF STUDYING FOR PROMOS.
  5. but then again, this is a very good way to destress, AND THE ONLY WAY TO STAY REMOTELY SANE, so keep up the good work ET and Yangster! :)i salute you!


now, wouldn't that be a funny sight? me trying to salute myself.
:} <- try and grin like this! it's quite funny actually

oh yah my tagboard is being a drama queen. rahh. u need to press on the 'eye' icon to see the msgs, that's why chers thot i cleared the entire thing.

go to, then; your considerate stone.
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